AIR PERSONALITY'S TEN COMMANDMENTS Legend has it that many years ago a very holy disc jockey ascended a mystical mountain in Laurel, Maryland. At the top of this mountain, the jock found a fearsome burning bush. ] Just as the jock was about to flee, the bush spoke unto him, saying, "Do not be afraid." "Do you mean," the flustered personality stammered, "You're... You're...?" "Yes," the bush replied, "I am the all powerful, all knowing. I am...a consultant! Now, take these commandments with you back down the mountain. You'll be receiving a bill for my services." I. THOU SHALT ANSWER THY REQUEST LINE II. THOU SHALT MAKE IT CLEAR TO EVERYONE THAT THY STUDIO IS NOT FOR SOCIALIZING III. THOU SHALT READ A DAILY NEWSPAPER TO KEEP INFORMED ON WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THY COMMUNITY AND IN THY WORLD IV. THOU SHALT MAKE AN EFFORT TO ESTABLISH RAPPORT WITH THY CO-WORKERS V. THOU SHALT THINK ABOUT THY CAREER VI. THOU SHALT MEET THY PUBLIC WHENEVER POSSIBLE VII. THOU SHALT WORK THY TAIL OFF TO DO THE BEST JOB POSSIBLE VIII. THOU SHALT TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY THOU WOULDST LIKE TO BE TREATED IX. THOU SHALT BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST X. THOU SHALT NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH THY SHOW